日期: 14/04/2011
簡介:
明代才子未央生（葉山豪 飾），自恃才高俊秀，認為人生苦短，應該追求人世間的性愛極樂…他邂逅了道學宿儒鐵扉道人的女兒鐵玉香（藍燕 飾），二人一見鍾情，郎才女貌，未央生隨即拜堂成親，入贅為婿。然而，玉香自幼受乃父道學濡染，端莊持重，不諳床弟之事、魚水之歡，令一心追求性愛極樂的未央生感到味同嚼蠟。縱然彼此相愛，未央生亦始終為此大感遺憾…
一次，未央生被引見造訪藩王［寧王］（何超華 飾）的「絕世樓」，寧王為人好大喜功，喜收集絕世珍藏，從字畫、古董珍品，到絕世奇才，均無一遺漏。未央生以其鑑賞奇才，被寧王招為上賓，被引領進入「極樂閣」。「極樂閣」可謂浮世中酒池肉林 － 眾人沉溺色慾當中，做盡極盡荒唐之事；未央生置身其中，頓感血脈沸騰，眼界大開！寧王麾下有兩大絕色美女，包括：床上功夫絕世的瑞珠（原紗央莉 飾）、冷艷但有強烈暴虐傾向的冬梅（周防雪子 飾）。未央生得寧王賞賜，遂跟兩大淫娃夜夜痴纏，可是，卻在過程中發覺自己的塵柄過於短小，自慚形穢…
及後，未央生得遇極樂老人（雷凱欣 飾）- 一個容貌為美女，但實為年達花甲、採陽補陰天下第一的方士。在其安排和指導下，未央生不單換上雄驢的性器，還練成了房中秘術！超人的床技令他成為天下第一的性技高手，終日肆意追求愛慾帶來的快感…
快活不知時日過，玉香獨守空幃，斯人獨憔悴，最後在父親及鄉眾的壓力下，選擇跟未央生仳離。玉香的離開令未央生更肆意緃情於色慾裡。然而，一切皆非偶然，所有奇遇其實都是預先安排給他倆的殺身陷阱…
生死一髮間，正好考驗著二人的真愛，最後，未央生和玉香能否避過劫數？真愛最終又能否戰勝肉慾帶來的歡愉呢？
導演: 孫立基
主演: 葉山豪, 藍燕, 原紗央莉, 周防雪子, 雷凱欣, 何超華
級別: III
類型: 劇情
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ilovekeungkeung
Saw 3D Sex and Zen yesterday. Disappointing!
It is boring, cheap and stupid. If you look for something erotic, forget it. It just gives you turn-offs instead.
Script? Sucks!
Acting? Stiff!
Girls? Wasted! (Who would be aroused to see a girl who has a big dick? So stupid!)
Sex scenes? Fake! (Don’t even have the basic sense of intercourse positions.)
3D? Bad! (Just gimmick. Badly used. It gives you headache.)
Value? Nil. (If the producer claims it a big production of great value, it’s just because of his misjudgement.)
Overall, you need to be a dumb head to buy a ticket.
Besides, the producer must stop lying to people that this is the first 3D erotic film in the world. It’s just total ignorance.
March 23rd, 2011 at 10:45 am ()
Sheldon Walters
ilovekeungkeung is absolutely right. I mist add that the producer of this movie not only showed his utter ignorace about making 3D Sex and Zen the world’s first 3D porn (the first 3D porn was released in the USA 1969), he also produced a showcase of savage sexual violence against women. I saw the film myself too and I had to protest by yelling and cursing dirty words. The other viewers were angry at me but I don’t give a rat’s shit. They deserve to have their fun ruined when they think they can enjoy sexual violence depicted like that.
Ilovekeungkeung, I hope that the producer Stephen Shiu get’s shot in the head for producing entertainment that condones violence against women. (In the end of that film the vilain gets his penis chopped off). But generally, I have to describe 3D Sex and Zen as the most fucked up Chinese movie I have ever seen.
April 19th, 2011 at 11:09 am ()